Superjail randomness :D

[Rakella]

HEY okay this is a different kind of roleplay so pay attention you guys!

This is an IF, "interactive fiction" roleplay which means that everyone controls ALL characters. So you don't claim characters, you just play everyone. Got it?

Okay RULES RULES RULES.
1. Hey this is a random rp, which is basically, no real plot, jsut whatever we wanna do. OKAY?!
2. No OC's for this because they bore me, OKAY?
3. Script format AND novel format is accepted for this, OKAAaY?!!?

I'll start, my friends!
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Warden: SO HEY.
Jared: Yeah.
Warden: So I as totally checking out Alice in her shower and--
Jared: OH WHY DON'T YOU EVER CHECK MEEE OUT?!
Warden: What was that? I was too distracted looking at your abnormally large forehead. IT'S HUGE! In more ways than one. ;D
Jared: Oh you. OMG I'M SO STRESSED OUT GIVE ME BEEEER.
Warden: GET IT YOURSELF now I'm going to fly on a rainbow, TA TA~
Jared: HEY wait for me sir. SIIIR you are awesome.
Warden: OH tell me something I don't know.
Jared: Did you know that I'm hurting on the inside because of my DEPRESSION?!
Warden: OH ALICE come over here, wink wink.
Alice: what happened to your rainbow flying?
Warden: WOAH random deep voice, which is arousing for me. oh yeah.

[ToonFudge]

"Warden, I really don't think Alice is gonna come on your rainbow-- Wait, I'm on the rainbow?!" Looking down, Jared noticed his was flying on nothing, thus resulting in a thud on the ground. Peeling himself off the floor, the little helper got up, waddling over, hearing the most gay voice in the world, talking to the deepest voice in the world.

"Um, sir..." He coughed, breaking their conversation, and walking closer, "Um, I have to remind you of your little... presentation you have to give the jailers today."

[Rakella]

Warden: SHUT UP! GOD! Quit nagging me, WOMAN!
Jared: ... ;___; I only want love~
Warden: SO ALICE, would you like to come and watch my PRE-SEN-TA-TION?!
Alice: I have to be there anywa--
Warden: AHHHH! *girly shriek* So it's a date then~ See you at 6, hot stuff.
Alice: Wtf.
-leavs-

Warden: OH what a woman.
Jared: I could be your--
Warden: YOU ARE SO CLINGY. YOU NEED TO reeeeelaaaaaaax.
Jared: But I'm relaxed when I'm with you--
Warden: LEAVE ME ALOOONE. Now I have to freshen up for my date this evening. DON'T RUIN IT.
Jared: But it isn't a da--
Warden: I SAID GOOD DAY. -shuts the door-

(lol sorry for my non-plot-moving post XDD )

[ToonFudge]

Jared frowned. He could be Warden's man. Of course he could. But, then again, his blind love for Alice always got in the way. The little man twisted his skin on his wrist, to try and "calm" his emotions.

Then, he looked up at the big closet, filled with Warden's suits, ties, and top hats. A lightbulb flicked over his head, and Jared toothed a smile.

If he couldn't be The Warden's man, he'd just have to be his woman.